Topic: Yankees Baseball

You’re in Iraq or Afghanistan, in the trenches with Clemens, McNamee and Pettitte. Who’ll throw you under the tank first?

Man that’s a tough one.

This is an easy on.  The two wearing the pinestripes.  Once you put on that uniform, you sell your soul to the devil.  Wearing that uniform is like being involved in legalized crime.  Come on Bruce, this was easy. 

F.ing Mitchell has become the sux mvp.

First he gave them the ALCS in 2007 by neutralizing the Indians now he has hurt the Yankees in a way that the team will limp out of the starting gate instead of speeding away. We are counting on the sux to just lack the balls needed to sustain the effort for an extended period so we might be able to catch them and passed them as tradition dictates.

F.ing Lupica on the other hand is still insisting the House reviews the broken bat Clemens/Piazza incident. Talk about losers. First he tells the baseball world in 2006 that Torre should be fired for inept, and then he makes his case in 2007 that Torre should be given an extension for being a genius. HE LOST ON BOTH COUNTS. Now he says Torre should come forward and stop claiming ignorance because the broken bat incident occurred during his watch.

So Lupica’s litmus test is a broken bat. They probably should have suspended Delmon Young for 50 games for a similar offence, the man was on roids. He also wants Congress to investigate the Rocket’s acquaintances for whatever reason. The dwarf has found a new source of inspiration. You’ve lost it queen mut.

When the Yankees were trying to win by all means possible spending ad-infinitum, the pu ssies from up north never stop whining calling the organization names galore. The one that stuck was the evil empire. But the evil empire never rented dirty politicians.

That brought crass no a new low.F.ing Lupica on the other hand now wants his sisters in the House to start investigating Clemens’ acquaintances. Talk about broke mountain type of scorn. This guys is hurt and wants closure.Makes no difference we faithful Yankee fans will never forget you or F.ing Mitchell.

Waxman said he was shocked at the partisan nature of the hearing, with Democrats, for the most part, grilling Clemens, while Republicans lambasted McNamee. “I was disappointed to see that kind of partisanship, and I can’t understand it,” Waxman said.

The rodent was the biggest culprit. He’s full of it. As phony as F.ing Lupica.

To show you how disingenuous he was he spend a few minutes at the end profusely apologizing to Pee-Wee (more out of abject terror to the consequences of getting into Mitchell’s nerves than anything else) but not one second did he use to apologize to Clemens for the way he treated him personally.

Meanwhile, Waxman said he had not made a decision as to whether Clemens would be referred to the Department of Justice for investigation into possible perjury charges.

Go ahead you don’t stand a chance in a real court of law with a defendant that can afford a decent defense. Your reliable witness’ credibility, against the one of the greatest pitchers in baseball history, will be shredded to pieces. You and Mitchell gave life to this snitch. His character value as a witness is useless and you wasted immunity on him and you sent Pettitte (with some help from Lupica and friends), a decent man, into deep religious soul searching (that worked for the sux but it wasn’t called for).

“I think Clemens and McNamee both came out quite sullied, and I didn’t think it was a hearing that needed to be held in order to get the facts out about the Mitchell report,” Waxman said.

I could have told you that. But you probably have future plans about running for President (LOL) the only jerk who’d vote for you would be another midget L-U-P-I-C-A.

Mitchell disingenuously said that it was time to move on and clean the sport. He said players should not be punished and that he thought that naming them was also a mistake. But no you had to listen to L-U-P-I-C-A who is the phoniest tabloid jerk there is. This is what you get when you listen to midgets with oversize egos and a huge chip on their shoulders.

You turned sacred chambers into a circus arena and for that you’re terribly guilty.

Clemens is far from perfect, Jeter seems to love him though (but then again so did Pettitte before his name was called), he’s greedy, he’s stubborn, he thinks he’s the greatest thing that happened to this country and the whole country owes him huge time. If he is that brave and a true patriot let him volunteer for some tours in Afghanistan and show his mettle; as is the country owes him nothing.

He’s an athlete who did incredibly well professionally and financially now go on with your life and let the sport be. You said you don’t care about the HOF I don’t think you should be elected for that very reason.

Whatever he did (excelling in baseball with or without bio-chemical help) he did it for himself and FOR MONEY. Naming his sons the way he did deserves years of solitary confinement (sheer stupidity). The world doesn’t revolve around him. I thought Mrs. Clemens was smarter, I was wrong and regardless of the outcome I think they owe America a few years of soul searching and to go into every corner of this country and in face to face meetings with America’s youth tell them about the dangers of using these frigging PED’s specially Mrs. Clemens since the damage to young ladies is far greater than to young men and mean it. Her imbecile husband didn’t tell her that because he didn't know any better.

But having said that that’s no excuse to try to lynch someone without due process just because he made the decision not to go quietly and angered Mitchell and some of his followers mainly lupica (that F.ing lupica again) in the process. This is no banana country for GS. This is America.

As for Pee-Wee he’ll get caught again, guaranteed. And next time there won’t be any Clemens around to get him immunity. He’ll be on his own.

Memo to Lupica: Shut up once and for all.

You did your best to did Clemens in LONG before his name was officially mentioned in the Mitchell’s report. Why?  Because you got a tip from Mitchell.

The guy went before the House panel as you dared him to do and he didn’t do great but not enough to hurt himself irrevocably. You went after Bonds as the black person that he is and I mean Black nothing else because you felt he was not going to pay you mind because we all know he thinks you’re lower than low but that didn’t stop you from treating him like if he was just off the amistad vessel.

Now you’re talking about justice has to be blind meaning you want these two guys you wrote ad nauseum about convicted and jailed because you say so. Who the hell do you think you are?  We had a chance to follow your every step this time and we caught you red handed you’re just a scorned bi.tch or act like one and you’re ticked because you amount to nothing in this town and in Congress. You’re just a stale ton (despite your size) of hot air.

You bi.tched and bi.tched and nobody took you as serious as you wanted. First you kissed Mitchell’s butt till he developed an abscess and then you try to sweet talk Waxman and all the other democrats (using your warped logic that you wanted to believe) they owed you because you’re a democrat.

Now you’re bi.tching about the fact that another washwoman Emery (who’s surely your lost sister) is whining about the fact that Bush being the elected President of the United States (lame duck but still President) something you will never achieve (you’re too short and too stupid) may (if he so wishes) grant Clemens a full pardon at any stage of any investigation. Just like Clinton turn the White House into a Gay bath house (his prerogative) Bush can do whatever he wants with his presidential powers and being a stubborn Texan just like the Rocket is you and others like you may well provoke him into doing such a thing.

So bi.tch away bi.tch. I'm practically daring you.

And don’t concern yourself so much with Bonds because Bonds already knows you’re a racist guin . . is in your genes. A leopard never changes his spots. Who do you think you were fooling besides yourself?

You went after Bonds only because he’s black and after Clemens because he probably never gave you the time of day (good for him). Your NeoMccarthyism is not going to work. Just live with it.

Game . . . Set . . . . .Match

Bruce, you still complaining that Mitchell somehow gave the ALCS to the Sox because the Paul Byrd news came out the game after he pitched?  If you think the Indians rolled over because of this news you are the stupidest man in America.  They had just steamrolled the vaunted Yankees and ran into a better team.  Tell me how, any professional athlete worth his salt, would suddenly give up because one of his teammates was accused (fairly or wrongly) of taking PEDs.  Seriously, how did this demoralize the team that just beat the absolute shiart out of the Yankees into giving up to the obviously inferior Red Sox?  Would you give up what little hope you have of becoming a man if you were in the same situation? 

Spring Training has arrived.

Time to focus on the team and judge what may happen down the road.

All this energy spent in the sordid affair we just went through as Yankee fans better be forgotten. MLB should take care of the game and with what the nation just witnessed baseball officials will have to be incredibly stupid not to learn their lesson.  It’s going to be tough trying to put it aside but just as the players must so should we.

Pettitte is a decent and religious man therefore by definition the mass of reporters that will dissect his every word shouldn’t be more than an element of the overall picture that is professional baseball.

He should worry about Hank and Hank has said he just have to prove he’s worthy ON THE FIELD. If I were Andy that should be mi biggest worry IF I want to worry about anything at all; mature grownups know that worrying solves NOTHING.

If he’s going to let a bunch of imperfect human beings (that’s all those tabloid sportswriters are; no need to go beyond that) make him lose any sleep?  Then there is something missing in his personal makeup whether that is the religious portion of this makeup or the emotional one. He told Congress he only worries about ‘the good LORD” and nobody else. Then put it into practice. There is your answer.

So since there is no reason to believe he was lying when he stated those words, why should a bunch of tabloid writers unsettle him? It takes a lot more to be clutch in the post season than to face a bunch of human beings. Be prepared; look them in the eye and just think: is there anybody out there who will instill more fear in you when compared to your Lord? I DOUBT IT.

Again. Come prepared, say your piece, answer in a calm, clear and distinct manner and be done with it so you can concentrate on baseball that’s what the fans want you to do.

Hank has said (with good reason): everybody was doing it, every team had cheaters. Nothing to be proud of but that’s Sellig’s job, hopefully things will get better sooner than later. Clemens matters should be referred to Clemens lawyers. Pettitte MAY answer (neither should nor must) matters related to Andy Pettitte.

Get it done and don’t take tabloids’ lack of manners personally. They can’t help it.

Well done Andy.

Some things may still linger and that’s something you have no control over. The reporters have a job to do and so do you.

The good thing about the mind is that you simply can’t worry and concentrate on baseball at the same time. So you have to choose one and hopefully that will be concentrating on being an effective hurler for the Yankees again.

Becoming again an effective pitcher will make Joe’s job a bit easier. We couldn’t ask for anything more.

Trying to find out what’s really going on in our sport is a very . . . . well . . .“trying” task.

Take the “Santana deal” for instance. First we saw a tabloid publishing someone’s opinion as to what might take to land Santana. Next this opinion was picked up by Sports Illustrated as part of “Truth and rumors around baseball”; once that happened it became fact.

Every sportswriter was talking about the pros and cons of the trade (most writers were in favor of the Yankees giving away the farm and the vineyards for Santana and most fans (strangely but refreshingly surprising) said absolutely NO to giving Hughes and Kennedy away with Melky and some second tier prospects sandwiched in between for Santana. In the end common sense prevailed.

After the Mets/Twins trade went through we learned, through “Sports Illustrated” nonetheless, that the twins never demanded Hughes and Kennedy to be on the same package. Duh.

Another piece of objective reporting just surfaced.

A couple of days prior to the Andy’s Press conference there was a report on another tabloid. This time the idiot savant told us that “sources within the Yankee organization” had stated that Yankee Brass (Mr. Lopez maybe?) were not very happy with Andy’s allegedly withholding information on his PED’s actual use.

After the conference, everybody from Hank to Cashman we heard them saying that the Yankees were never displeased (surprised maybe?) with Andy’s actions even Andy himself flatly stated “if the Yankees don’t or didn’t want me all they had to do is tell me and I’ll be gone”.

The good news is despite all this negative spin Andy is here to stay (at least for 2008). Then people go and wonder why fans react the way they do. It seems to me fans show far more common sense that the media EVERY TIME. And it also looks as if the source within the Yankee organization is always Theo himself (of course I’m kidding but am I? Really?).

That should serve as a lesson for us fans so we won’t let these tabloids (to be honest not 100% of the sportswriters but very close to that percentage) play with our feelings because that’s what they do and I can honestly say that both teams in New York have truly dedicated and loyal fans that live and die with their teams. I know I do.