Topic: Yankees Baseball

Ever since Posada is back the errors are piling up on third base mostly (whatever happened to EYES ON THE BALL AT ALL TIMES? ) That probably is not the case just like is not the case that the best player on the team hands down including “power to all sides”, “clutch hits”, “productivity”, “awesome OBP” and “superlative DEFENSE”  is Teixeira and according to the captain that has nothing to do with Arod being back in the lineup and batting fourth.

Maybe we should move Jeter to the cleanup spot so Teixeira can double the number of RBI’s, doubles and homers (this boy doesn’t know what a single is even if he stumbles upon one).  My little boy Jeter you’ve said it last season there are great hitters and then there is Arod. You are a golden boy but you are still a boy.  Thank the stars for having a launch pad in your own backyard so you can inflate your stats. You are having a wonderful year but you still carry a sissy bat. And accept this truth once and for all: that’s a launch pad in right field with a close second in left field. Stop pretending you haven’t noticed yet, do not  bullshiit the bullshiiter.

Let’s see how you take this team on your shoulders and march over the sux just like Santos and Santana did a few days ago. It takes all the things that we spoke about: heart, concentration, execution and you can do it. Just go easy on the bulshiit kissing and hugging every time Youk and Pedroia and Lowell stop by your station. That sucks.

Back to last night’s game despite that sorry act of the battery the offense carried the day with also fine performances in bullpen duties by Hughes, Coke and Mo.

The launch pad did alright by Tex, Swisher, Damon and Jeter some of them megabombs. What launching pad?  Right.

Jeter flashed beautiful leather in one of his best performances this season, Tex is a given a gold glove performance every game.

The team saved the day for Andy but this is a team effort so all that ends well . . . . . there will be some gems by Andy in the future let’s just leave it at that.

So Jeter brings his act to Foston     . . . . . . .   let’s just sit and enjoy. I for one fully intend to do just that.

The most important thing is this next game (no not the Mohawks and the pies).  Let’s win in Foston all the close games and IF we just so happen to score some early runs (a strong possibility with Beckett)   . . . . let’s just keep on piling them.

For starters we should get on base for Melky he owns Beckett’s a$$ big time we know that. Oh and he owns Papelbon’s a$$ too. Way to go MELKY.

STEADY AS SHE GOES.

Has anybody seen the invisible fastest man in baseball lately. Oh you have? On the basepaths I mean. Have a great series you too Gardner.

I agree with those players and Managers who have stated their opposition to Manny playing in the All-Star game if he’s voted in by the fans.

I think it would mean a lot to all of us true Manny fans if he solves this problem a priori (that means ahead of time Manny). Simply state that you are honored to be voted in by your loyal fans BUT you decline to participate so a MORE DESERVING player can take your place and leave it at that.

Show the baseball world you are not a moron, not in this sense and you BORAS show us you are not the piece of trash many people say you are.

DO IT Manny  . . . . .  IT IS THE RIGHT thing to do.

Is there any team out there with a former golden bat in a deep current slump? We have an incapu for a fee who would solve your problem. Does he have solid credentials? Are you kidding me? How about Varitek who came out of a slump (the worst of his career) after hitting a grand slam off this Major League impersonator. Want more? How about Papy who just came out of another slump by hitting a two run homer off stupid. Have pies will travel.

I think Stupid and Andy need a trip to AAA ball while C.C., Wang, Joba, Hughes and Ace hold the fort. What do we have to lose? EXACTLY.

We still have two more games against the sux.

Can a pitcher be fined for stupidity I mean the terminal type?

Another brilliant Yankee star at work.

"It went excellent. No pain."

LIES   . . . . . . . .     LIES (frigging-guaranteed).

When they told Wang he was in pitching limbo he kept telling the media (he’s not stupid; he may not speak English GOOD but he knows a thing or two about SPIN) “I know I belong in the Majors, My speed is there and so is my sinker. I’m not nervous. I forgot about losing those early games already. I’m the old Wang of two years ago. There is nothing wrong with me (he meant physically). There is nothing else I will learn staying in AAA or in the bullpen. I will do whatever the manager wants me to do but I belong in the rotation.”

So he has already learned the talk (he’s been listening to Damon no doubt or to Swisher those two idiots [according to Damon that’s a compliment]) and he’s sure he can walk the walk.

Fair is Fair.

Okay now here comes the pitch       . . . . . . . . .      “You’re the starting pitcher tonight against the SUX at Fenway.”

Says the assistant Zen master: “We shall see what we shall see.”

Work in progress “Why Boras’ theory on Strasburg being worth $50 Mil. Vis-à-vis Matsuzaka is flawed.” (It will be short and sweet) 

Okay guys you have a head start.

The following goes with the Newsday backpage picture of stupid with the caption that reads: CREAMED.

"What? No pie for you?”

P.S. I guess you could say his buddy pass is up.

This is what Dan Shaughnessy that windbag from the soon to be defunct Foston Globe had to say about the Bronx juggernaut “Another night, another buffeting of the Bombers. It's just no fun beating these New York Yankees anymore.

Too easy.”

So the spanking of this $200 Million nightmare has become a monthly tradition. Little does this sports writer know that the Yankees were destined to lose from the start for a very good reason. “The cream pies were not allowed to travel with the team for logistics reasons.”

“Fun generates Winning” don’t you stupid fostonians know that? So simple even an idiot could figure that one out.