Topic: Chris Reilly of Bayport is by far the best tennis play on long island and possibly the nation?

"Wow! i always find my self at a loss for words even when i hear chris reilly's name on the tennis courts. He is just so amazing and when i have to play him in practice i quiver in fear and i say please!! coach dont make me play chris he will just make a fool out of me like he always does and you remember the last time, he embarrased me so badly that i pissed in my shorts right there on the court" - Matt Richards, Bayport.

Chris reilly one hit a fore hand so hard that it went through the strings of his openents racket. he is going to make a mess out of anyone that dare challenge him at the county tournament this year. its like chris reilly was born with a golden racket in his hand, and given a gift from god to dominate the world in tennis!

"there is not one person that i have seen chris reilly destroy in a match that doesn't come off the  courts histerical crying"- Fred Aminita, Bayport.

Chris Reilly Really is the best tennis player on long island without a doubt and i feel so sorry if you ever have to play him because no one in anyleague even stands a chance against him in a match!